Iz just either dislocated or brok'd my big toe. Tripped on a slippery rug
It's always been more of a surf mat than a grounded rug anyway, but me being a dozy muffinfluffer I forgot, and after making a tea 'n' 2 in the kitchen I left my memory and common sense by the sugar jar, next to the Melon baller. So I casually glided on in, my big toe looped under the rug, jutted me forward like the Fonz then the body went into panic mode and the arms flailed, christening myself with the aformentioned tea 'n' 2, nearly doing the splits while trying to get my balance - Must have left that in the pippin' kitchen too - then something went *pingpopclick* ... Soreness plz, hot too, feels like someone is slow baking it whilst turning it on a spit. Even though it's still attached to me it feels like it's being messed with by pygmys inside .. Oooooh tho'

On happier news, doing my toe in has allowed me sitting time to do another dev.. So it's not all bad *puts on a happy face*